Try to use this fanny formula to determine your derriere’s overall appeal. From the marginally scientific but totally entertaining. In 2006, David Holmes, Ph. D., a leading psychologist in the U.K., devised this methematical formula for defining the “perfect female ass.” Dig out your calculator, here it is :
REAR RATING = [(S+C) X (B+F) / T] – V
S : Overall shape – rate 1 to 5
1= Deflated beach ball
5= Volleyball
C: Cheek circularity – Rate 1 to 4
1= Croissant
4= Grapefruit
B: Bounciness – Rate 1 to 5
1= Jinggles like Jell-O
5= Rebounds like a rubber band
F: Firmness – Rate 1 to 4
1= Marshmallow
4= Bounce a quarter off it
T : Texture – Rate 4 to 1*
4= Crater Island
1= Bambino-smooth
V: Vertical Ratio – Rate 4 to 1*
4= Upside-down heart
1= Right-side-up heart
For T and V, 1 is the best.
If you scored 80 or close to it, your buttocks are virtually perfect a la Kylie Minogue, whose tush Holmes’s focus groups deemed a perfect 80. If you scored below 40, get your butt in gear and retest yourself after working your butt out for a month.
perfect 10!
sexy back huh, justin?
